It all started on August 26th, 1988. My mother was on the forest moon of Endor, fighting the good fight, when she gave birth to me. Chewbacca left me to be raised by the Ewoks.
Now, as a baby, I hated Ewoks, so I took my first steps at 2 months, walked out, and flew my first space-ship at 5 months.
Amidst my travel to Earth, I fought a lot of shit…I dogged TIE fighters, took on some Borg Cubes, had a run-in with a Collector ship (I thought it saw me at first, but it went after the Normandy), and even plain-ol’ UFO’s…
Anyways, since I was born in a galaxy far, far away, it took me about 10 years to get to Earth.
Right when I got here, my ship ran out of fuel, so I crash landed in some desert in Roswell, New Mexico, in the summer of 1947 (somehow, I went BACK in time amidst my travel between galaxies…). Apparently a lot of people made a huge deal about it, but whatever.
I lived incognito for about five more years in an undisclosed country, but had to move out due to a zombie apocalypse…Don’t you hate it when that happens? Anyways, everyone was (un)dead, and I was the last one left. I had to fight them off with my bare hands and feet (that’s where I learned how to dragon kick).
After I had killed all the thousands of zombies, I decided to freeze myself until 1995.
Woke up, went online, checked google maps (and my facebook/myspace, just to see how everyone was doing…turned out they all died in some place called “Vietnam”) to look for a badass place to live…I thought “I want to live somewhere that has all the weather of the seasons in one day…”
BAM! I’m now in Oregon.
Fast-forward to December, 1999. I had to get my Tron on, and infiltrate every computer ever. People were freaking out about the Y2K virus, and I knew it was real, and I HAD to stop it! So I fought the Y2K virus (by the way, the internet looks like a mix between Tron and Reboot), which was this crazy giant dragon-ape creature with, like, 570 heads, all which spat different things (fire, water, poop, acid, knives, lava, glee songs, all sorts of shit). So I took it out RIGHT before the ball dropped, and saved computers everywhere…But everyone thinks nothing happened, I don’t get ANY credit…
So I took a vacation on the moon. Whatever.
The ocean swept up my cell phone, I got pissed and dumped oil in it, and put the blame on BP.
I wear slacks all the time.
But to answer your question…Uh, I dunno’…Matter of opinion, I suppose?
What better way to start this Tumblr (Tum-blur?) account than putting a link to my Myspace blog…Only because I put so much damn work into it and it’s a good start to see how much of a g’damn nerd I am.
Anyways, this links to my top 5 favorite video games ever, followed by an unordered list of other amazing games I’ve played. I add to the list once in a blue moon…
It’s not a private blog post, so no need to sign up with Myspace to view it…Just check it out, and bask in the memories of all these great games.