Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Loki: Never doubt that I love you
Hulk: Hulk love you. You are Hulk's.
Writer: I love you as much more than the sun loves the ocean, the grass loves the breeze, and the heat loves the rain.
Coldplay: You know, you know I love you so
Hiddlestoners: I HATE YOU
Carly Rae Jepsen: Call Me Maybe
James: And, if you happen to remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me. And that you made my life a happy one, and there’s no tragedy in that
Sherlock: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Castiel: We do share a more profound bond.
Fandom: ACK OMG FUCK YOU KJSAJJAWEASDASDADAFSSAFKJAJEWKJK.
Dalek: Would you like some tea?
Potterhead: After all this time and always, I love you.
Tom Hiddleston: I think it is important for you to know that I possess a multitude of feelings toward you that reside in the deepest parts of my heart. I have these overwhelming stirrings of great fondness for you, and I think the best way for me to show you these emotions is to tell you plainly that I completely, utterly, and wholeheartedly adore and admire you, and what I am really trying to say is that despite the multitude of facets and nuances of your personality, and the complexity of your character, my love for you knows no conceivable bounds.
Darren: Thi- ah, what is it.
Whovian: Does it really need saying?
Frodo Baggins: Sam, I'm glad you're with me
Jenglish [the language my mother speaks to animals]: who's a cutie wutie woo boo, fluffin
Jar-Jar Binks: MESA LOOOOVE YOU
Captain Harkness: you, me, the coat, what do you say?
Homestuck: Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.
Jack Dawson: Can I draw you naked?
Zelda: You wanna go fly around the clouds together?
Gordon Ramsay: 'Ey, come'ere and take a look at this! It's RAAAAAWWWWW!!! Piss off, you fucking cow!